drarna:

how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

• look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
• share an emotional hug
• during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled

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“Thirteen months to the day, since Gandalf sent us on our long journey, we found ourselves looking upon a familiar sight.

We were home.”

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mew420:

hell yeah open that fuckin door and get me a giant grasshopper to play tonsil hockey with on the double

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More than anything I wish I could see them again.

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No offense, but I’m tired of scrolling through my homepage and not wanting to reblog any of it. So. If you know any good stoners, Douglas Adams nerds, people who are obsessed with Walk Hard, Sherlockians, or any of my other current interests, send ‘em my way.

Puh-leeesh.